Les Stroud, Survivorman
Can this chubster really rock a pair of green tights? Ridley Scott thinks so.
Why they run for President 
Obama gets his first intel briefing this morning. So all that stuff about Area 51, plans for the New World Order and the secret passageway linking the executive residence to the Camelot Show Bar, HE NOW KNOWS.
Okay, what did I JUST say about Pravda?
Dog gives birth to mutant creature that resembles human being
Note to Matt Drudge: The election’s over. Mutant dogs are being born! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
More Mickey D's news! America really IS back
The Moscow police have recently arrested two pedophiles, one of whom was known as ‘Big Mac.’ The perverts would lure their victims into a trap with the help of McDonald’s sandwiches.
The two men were hunting for boys aged from 7 to 14, picking presumably those from unhealthy families.
The healthy kids eat McNuggets, duh!
We used to call it "tickle torture"
Unruly children to be punished with ‘innovative’ foot massages - Telegraph
Can’t book a table at El Bulli? Try McDonalds. Ferran Adriá is lovin’ it.
“I don’t think people should come and say, ‘McDonald’s isn’t good’, if you don’t give me an alternative; what is the alternative, for the same price? It’s like saying everybody should be driving an Aston Martin or Rolls-Royce; most people don’t drive them. Cars have the price they have.”
A 15-year-old Canadian boy, who ran away a few weeks ago after his parents took his XBox, was just found dead, probably of exposure.
Concerned that his son’s grades were slipping as a result of his continuous playing of the online war game Call of Duty 4, Mr. Crisp had confiscated his Xbox 360, precipitating an altercation that caused Brandon to flee on his bicycle.
Apparently, Microsoft kicked in $30 grand to the reward-for-information fund, to no avail.
So, a few important lessons. (1) Parents, just give up now. Kids always win in the end. and (2) The Wii really does provide a superior gaming experience.
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